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Venture Shirt Club – Week 5

Brock Samson wants YOU in the O.S.I….. T-Shirt:

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O.S.I. (Modeled above by Patrick “Brock ‘EFFING’ Samson” Warburton.) 

Whether you’re hitting the gym, running the Danger Course, or just lounging on the couch watching “adult” cartoons, you are practically guaranteed* to look as buff as Brock F#@$-ing Samson when you don your very own O.S.I. Gym Shirt. Thin enough to wear under a tuxedo or skin-tight one-piece micro-kevlar catsuit, yet sturdy enough to repel the blood of your victims, this government-issue 50/25/25 dangerously-soft Tri-blend heather gray head-turner is emblazoned with the official Office of Secret Intelligence crest in a bullish blue that says “find another elliptical, skinny—this one’s taken!”

*VB Shirt Club makes no such guarantee.

 

O.S.I. tee is available now at AstroBase Go! Want to order the other shirts? You can’t anymore. But this week’s shirt and many others will be available each week until 11:59pm the Sunday night of each new Venture premiere.

P.S.: As Jackson promised last week, the first week of shirts should be at your doorstep by now, with the rest slowly trickling in soon.

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John J. Galbo

John J. Galbo

New York-based John J. is Contributing Editor for Agents of Geek. He is also Creator/Chief Operating Officer of [adult swim] central and co-founder of ACPN.
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